Sunday, May 27, 2007

Not one of my finer moments

Some of you may have seen my recent split-screen appearance on The View, as it has been replayed ad nauseum on various TV shows. To put it bluntly, this was not a moment I was proud of. I had intended to be a mediator, a peacemaker between Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. But the venom in the studio got the better of me, and I entered the fray. As the religious thinker Confucious once said, "A catfight is no place for a dog." And he was right. I regret some of the statements I barked and some of the, er, gestures I made. And although I accept full responsibility for my actions, I suspect that they were not entirely my own. That's right, Barbara Walters, I am putting you on notice. If I am able to prove that you put some kind of mind-altering, anger-inducing substance in the on-set water bowls, you will be hearing from my attorneys.


TG said...

Were you giving Elisabeth the finger?
I can't stand her - she has no logic and is such a hater!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Pugs don't have fingers, silly.

TG said...

Ahhh you were giving ther the middle digit of your paw?

Sorry, I always think of pugs as if they are humans :)

Anonymous said...

Ayatollah, Be not concerned about your actions. The evil on that program is more than any single spiritual one could handle. If there is a next time, take ARF, your followers and me!!! Rabbi Jake

Bogart said...

If ever there was a voice of reason in the sea of the split-screen, I knew it would be you oh Great one.