Friday, July 22, 2005

What happens in Vegas ...

I'm leaving today for Las Vegas, that glittering desert den of sin. I'll be the keynote speaker at a convention of canine imams, and I hope to raise funds for Pug Life's legal defense fund. I'll be investing this week's mosque offerings in all manner of slot machines and table games in an effort to boost our coffers. Hopefully the bouncers won't give me any trouble -- I am over 21 in dog years, after all. I hear that many of the casinos have all-you-can-eat buffets, with dozens of varieties of rawhide, Snausages, Milkbones, potatoes, etc. Does it surprise you that I enjoy a good potato? If you have a dog, you should give it a nice uncooked, unpeeled potato. The bigger the better. The starchy fruit of the earth is truly a blessing from Allah that your dog will appreciate.

4 comments:

puglet said...

Oh Mugsy,

My puglets have been without religion for far too long. I'm going to start reading your posts to them on a regular basis.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

We welcome your puglets -- and your checkbook -- to the Pug Life family.

Anonymous said...

Viva Las Vegas! Watch out for pros, they like to come up and pet your coat and comment on how soft it is.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Jasmine, is that you?