Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Code Red! Code Red!

Pug Life disciples, I have just received word that the FBI is raiding our ministry's offices as we speak. I will not go into detail on the baseless charges leveled against us, but know that we will defeat the infidels who are trying to bring us down. Now, more than ever, the ministry needs your financial help. More to come ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love you, Ayatollah. Do not chew up any papers related to the legal matters.

Anonymous said...

i know you will get through these hard times pug God. We are planning an attack on the FBI as we speak. you will prevail!!!!