Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy Birthday, Great Satan!

It's Independence Day, a time to watch fireworks and marvel at a small Asian man who can scarf down 49 hot dogs in 12 minutes. If the contest were not limited to human contestants, I would surely give Kobayashi a run for his money (as those who have seen me eat would attest). Oh yes, I almost forgot. Today also marks the 229th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

how can you call the u.s. th e great satan? maybe if you dont' like it you should leave.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

You make an excellent point. I guess I'll be going now ...

Da Angry Filipino said...

You messed up doggy style.
Bow down (or bend over) and ask America for forgiveness(or take a hard kick in the ass).