Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Big decision
After much careful consideration, I have decided to lift the Armed Revolutionary Forces' (ARF) controversial "don't ask, don't smell" policy. Given canines' natural greeting tendencies, it had become too difficult to enforce. The change takes effect immediately, so feel free to sniff away, troops.
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Butt sniffing is approved!!??
Hurray for the Ayatollah!!
Now if we can just get humans to see the advantages...
You are indeed a wise and compassionate leader. Now you must speak to your fellow Muslim in the large pale home in our nation's capitol.
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