Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Big decision

After much careful consideration, I have decided to lift the Armed Revolutionary Forces' (ARF) controversial "don't ask, don't smell" policy. Given canines' natural greeting tendencies, it had become too difficult to enforce. The change takes effect immediately, so feel free to sniff away, troops. 


Jan said...

Butt sniffing is approved!!??
Hurray for the Ayatollah!!

Now if we can just get humans to see the advantages...

agent99 said...

You are indeed a wise and compassionate leader. Now you must speak to your fellow Muslim in the large pale home in our nation's capitol.