Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Itching for some fall sports

Greetings, my flock. The last few weeks have been rather busy in the ayatollah household. We have traveled out of state each of the last two weekends. And things are only getting busier; for this weekend, I will be hosting a houseful of rabid football fans in town for the season opener pitting the mighty Oklahoma Sooners against the less-mighty (we pray) BYU Cougars. The game at the new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington will at long last mark the end of the summer sports doldrums.

This morning, I went to the prestigious Pepper Square Pet Clinic in Dallas for my regular vaccinations, which should protect me from anything these rabid football fans might be carrying. Wendell went along as well, to have his paws examined. My little brother has been chewing on his feet in a worrisome manner, and the veterinarian found that Wendell has allergies that led to an infection. So Wendell is now taking various pills, including steroids that could make the young speedster even stronger and more athletic. With his long limbs and uncanny quickness, Wendell seems destined for a career in the NBA. Which is good, because he already possesses the spending habits of a superstar athlete.

4 comments:

Bubba said...

wendell has to have the latest pug fashions like a new ou jersey for the coming season of SOONER football. BOOMER SOONER

WOOF...cool stuff for dogs said...

send over Wendell's sizes - I htink we might have a few Sooners things. -Wilbur

Hank said...

Wendell on steroids?? Ayatollah, sir....that sounds like somethin' I don't wanna think about.

Anonymous said...

We wish Wendell a quick recovery and hope he sets aside some of his cash for important pug things.