Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Justice is served

Last week, I wrote of a looming threat facing the ministry. I immediately went to work to sniff out the infidel in our midst, leaving no stone unturned. Security was heightened throughout the compound, and Wendell and I stepped up our patrols along the fence line. Over the weekend, I traveled to Oklahoma to meet with the schnauzer Rabbi Jake, peace be upon him. Jake's wise counsel is always valued, and we put in place a plan to flush out this infidel. At this very moment, my security forces are closing in. An arrest is imminent, my flock. The infidel cannot hide; he cannot escape. He can only know the righteous justice of Pug Life Ministries! More details to come ...

3 comments:

Lucy said...

This is terrifying and exciting, I'm on pins and needles.

sarah s. said...

I'm with Lucy!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

The ministry is nothing if not terrifying and exciting, Lucy and Sarah S.