Greetings, my flock. I have spent the last two days corresponding with the White House and Treasury Department as I pursued a bailout check for the ministry. I heard that the American taxpayers were generously giving away hundreds of billions of dollars, so naturally I wanted a piece of the action to pay off the mortgage on the ayatollah compound. Unfortunately, I was told that citizens who chose slowly but steadily appreciating homes that they could actually afford were out of luck.
This was most disheartening, but I hear there is actually a pit bull on one of the presidential tickets. Perhaps, God willing, she will be more sensitive to the needs of America's fiscally responsible canines.
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Perhaps you can find a some faith based monies.
Baaahahahha! Too funny!!!
Umm... Supreme Ayatollah, it's trillions, not hundreds of billions.
As a pug who lives in a similar housing situation with parents who budget their money instead of spending like sailors on shore leave, I feel your pain.
First the economic stimulus checks, now the bail out of people who can't balance how much $ they have coming in. This is caninism at its worst.
Imagine, only spending what you can afford to spend. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one....
I was shot down in this regard, as well, God_Guurrlll. It seems that the federal government does not hold canine Islam in the same regard as other religions.
Funny, Nevis?!? Perhaps you would like to cut me a check. God willing ...
If you add together enough hundreds of billions, Puddleglum, it becomes trillions.
Wait, Lucy -- I thought caninism was a good thing?
This kind of talk is borderline un-American, Anonymous One.
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