Sunday, September 21, 2008

Awaiting my check

Greetings, my flock. I have spent the last two days corresponding with the White House and Treasury Department as I pursued a bailout check for the ministry. I heard that the American taxpayers were generously giving away hundreds of billions of dollars, so naturally I wanted a piece of the action to pay off the mortgage on the ayatollah compound. Unfortunately, I was told that citizens who chose slowly but steadily appreciating homes that they could actually afford were out of luck.

This was most disheartening, but I hear there is actually a pit bull on one of the presidential tickets. Perhaps, God willing, she will be more sensitive to the needs of America's fiscally responsible canines.

6 comments:

God_Guurrlll said...

Perhaps you can find a some faith based monies.

Nevis said...

Baaahahahha! Too funny!!!

Puddleglum said...

Umm... Supreme Ayatollah, it's trillions, not hundreds of billions.

As a pug who lives in a similar housing situation with parents who budget their money instead of spending like sailors on shore leave, I feel your pain.

Lucy said...

First the economic stimulus checks, now the bail out of people who can't balance how much $ they have coming in. This is caninism at its worst.

Anonymous said...

Imagine, only spending what you can afford to spend. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one....

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I was shot down in this regard, as well, God_Guurrlll. It seems that the federal government does not hold canine Islam in the same regard as other religions.

Funny, Nevis?!? Perhaps you would like to cut me a check. God willing ...

If you add together enough hundreds of billions, Puddleglum, it becomes trillions.

Wait, Lucy -- I thought caninism was a good thing?

This kind of talk is borderline un-American, Anonymous One.