Saturday, March 22, 2008

Mugsy condemns 'Wheel of Fortune'

I cannot take anymore, my flock. Every time a letter is correctly chosen on Wheel of Fortune, that infernal "ding" sound sets my hackles on edge. I cannot help but bark my disapproval as each square illuminates. Consonant, vowel -- it makes no difference. In the hands of this evil game show, all the letters of the alphabet torment me.

Judging from this video I found on YouTube, I am not alone in my indignant rage. So I have launched a campaign to remove this filth from the airwaves. God willing, the infidel Pat Sajak and his hussy henchwoman Vanna White will be stopped.

8 comments:

Nan and B.A.G.S. the pug said...

*nods in agreement*

My husband, don't tell that to Sheba the 349th wife. She wants vanna's job.*scandal*

Anonymous said...

But I hear you like the Italian version of Wheel of Fortune very much, A.M. Gia la rota!

Sarah O. said...

Ria's oblibious to the TV. She saves her barking for the cows (Inside Boulder city limits!) we pass every morning taking Son Wii to school.

meemsnyc said...

Who wouldn't condemn Wheel of Fortune!! That ding sound is annoying.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

But of course, Anonymous One. "La Ruota Della Fortuna" is a far superior show, thanks in no small part to the lovely Victoria and her love of cannelloni.

Isn't your daughter's name TV, Sarah O.? I have barked at horses, and I have barked at emus. But never cows.

Amen, Meemsnyc.

Sarah O. said...

You are correct, Pug of Wisdom. Ria pays LOTS of attention to Daughter TV, not so much to the cold flat one attached to the wall.

Ria also barks at horses and especially bison. Now we've got to find some emus for some good barking.

Turbo the Sibe said...

I agree. Those "dings" are stupid!

Flyer The Pug said...

I have a similar problem, Mugsy. Every time my father messes with the TiVo and it makes that awful ding signifying he's trying to perform a function it doesn't like, I bark incessantly back in response to it. Why do the humans think this kind of thing is so funny?