Thursday, October 11, 2007

Sister Bella arrested

QUANTICO, Va. (AP) -- Notorious alleged criminal mastermind Bella the Chihuahua was taken into custody after an early-morning raid in which 18 FBI agents were wounded, authorities said Thursday.

The Chihuahua, wanted in a series of felonies in Mexico, is being held in a maximum-security cell while officials decide whether to extradite her or try her in the U.S. legal system.

"It's tricky," said FBI Senior Agent Mike Grammel. "By all witness accounts, this little dog is guilty in the slaying of rock star Tom Petty. And yet, Mr. Petty is alive and well -- I've spoken to him myself. This is truly a bizarre case."

The dog had been on the run since her Aug. 3 attack on Petty at a charity event near Dallas.

In an e-mailed message, the singer said he owed his life to the enigmatic Ayatollah Mugsy of Pug Life Ministries. "The pug dog resurrected me," he wrote. "No further comment. Praise be to the wrinkly imam."


Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Mugsy - this can't be! I thought Bella turned her back on her evil ways.

Anonymous said...

We are so sad to hear of this tragic turn of events. Eighteen FBI agents!! She must have been doing some weird Mexican drugs. We pray that you can again save her soul.

Nat said...

We have awarded you a blog love award and a huge cash prize over on Pappy's Blog. Where did I put that cash prize? Never mind.

Pappy's Fella

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Unfortunately, relapse is not uncommon with demonic possession. Plus, she wasn't such a "good dog" to begin with ...

Thank you for the award, Nat!