Monday, October 15, 2007

Mugsy issues fatwa

For too long, consumers have been senselessly befuddled at checkout lines and bemused at ATMs. We are given an unthinkable task -- told to deny the laws of nature, of physics, of Allah Himself! I am left with no choice but to issue a fatwa!

Henceforth, it is strictly forbidden under canine Islam for machines to demand that we "insert and remove card quickly in one motion." As even infidels and felines know, this is physically impossible.

4 comments:

Nan and B.A.G.S. the pug -aka Aine said...

opps - I think someone needs a raw hide

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Anonymous said...

Thanks for that observation, Ayatollah. There seems to be little thought put into what we say, write, read or watch!!

God_Guurrlll said...

Ayatollah

I was dealing with this dilema today at the gas station. I thought of you as I swiped my card AGAIN because I was not quick enough the first swipe.

Peace and love