Thursday, October 25, 2007

Revelation stuns blog world


DALLAS (AP) -- Blog readers around the world were shocked Thursday to learn that the Sorcerer of Prague, who played a key role earlier this year in Ayatollah Mugsy's smiting of Blue Bull, is a gay puppet.

Many said they were poring over old blog posts in search of clues they might have missed in earlier readings.

The revelation came as the enigmatic ayatollah was reading from the Quran to a group of Ayatollah Mugsy Scouts. Responding to a question from the audience, Mugsy reportedly replied, "Though it may surprise you to learn this, the wizard is not as he appears. His piercing stare and stern countenance may have you believe otherwise, but he is, in fact, quite gay."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a queer turn of events. Oops, hope that isn't too politically incorrect!!

Eagle, Ranger & Flyer's Mom said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

More importantly, do you have your costume ready for the big event on Sunday? Eagle and Flyer are ready for the party, though I'm afraid I wasn't creative like your mother tends to be when dressing you up.

God_Guurrlll said...

Just tell him to stay away from the Minneapolis airport bathrooms. Apparantly those are not the most gay friendly places.

jan said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

We are glad to hear that the old geezer finally came out!! Good grief though, look at that face. Does he have family in Washington DC? There sure be plenty of puppets there!

Four Pugz

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I missed the big event, Eagle, Ranger and Flyer's mom. The ministry must find a new travel agent.