Monday, November 21, 2005

Just in time for the holidays

Pug Row Records has released a digitally remastered deluxe edition of my landmark gangsta rap classic Tha Doggfather. In addition to its astounding nine No. 1 hits, this deluxe edition includes three previously unreleased bonus tracks: Mo' Rawhide, Mo' Problems; Lick the Police; and Get Panties or Die Tryin'. This album would make an excellent stocking stuffer for your significant other or your young children. As you may know, I got out of the rap game while incarcerated in the pound. After trading in the violence and misogyny of gangsta rap for the peace and gender equality of Islam, I vowed never to take my hip-hop bark to the stage again. But I have consented to this re-release because it is for a good cause. One dollar from every album sale will go toward
Sister Bella's Children's Charities. The charity, in the Catholic wing of Pug Life Ministries, is in dire need of Milkbones and Snausages to feed the puppies and human children of the congregation during the holiday season. Tha Doggfather is available at record stores everywhere.


Brody the Bulldog said...

As sala'amu alaikum Ayatollah Mugsy,

I wanted to let you know that I enjoy your site!

In fact, I made a link-button for you. I really hope you like it. Please, feel free to copy it from my site and share it with your congregation.

- Brother Brody (the Bulldog)

Homer said...

Wow, I gotta get that. To bad I have no money, were can a pug get a job?

TransplantedOkie said...

Sister Bella is well named, for she is truly beautiful in form and spirit.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you for making the link button, Brody. Your graphical and typographic skills are beyond those of any canine I have ever met.

Sadly, Homer, our human-dominated society has been slow to hire pugs for any jobs other than the occasional Men in Black sequel. But I will keep fighting to change the system.

TransplantedOkie, I will pass along your kind words to my cousin. (Obviously, we are not blood relatives.)