Sunday, July 24, 2011

What good fortune you have today

As mother brushed me, I thought back to history's greatest artistic achievements. Renaissance master Michelangelo putting the finishing touches on the sculpted physique of his magnificent David statue. Czech painter Alphonse Mucha, after 18 years of dedication, climbing down his stepladder for the last time to admire his newly completed Slav Epic series. Justin Bieber laying down the backing vocals on his hit song Baby.  

As mother plucked the fur from my brush, I knew that I was about to top them all. The medium was entirely new. The arrangements were painstaking. The final results, spectacular. 

Behold my new series of fur-on-magazine masterpieces, and know that a framed, signed, one-of-a-kind photo of any of them can be yours for only $75, plus shipping and handling.

"Col. Harry Potter, Southern Gentleman"

"Brush with Greatness"

"True Fuzz"

"Katy Furry"

"THE Ohio State Unabomber"

"Oprah Jesus"

"Two Guys, Some Fur and a Pizza Place"

5 comments:

Marie said...

These are so inspiring Ayatollah. My favorite is the "Oprah Jesus."
They are truly breathtaking.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Thank you, Marie. It was harder to get Wendell's fur for that one; he's not as much of a shedder as I.

Wilma said...

True masterpieces! Why, I think you have even managed to turn Katy Perry into Lady Gaga!

Jan said...

We're totally speechless.

No, really we are.

Eagle The Pug said...

I like the Ryan Reynolds one because of that reference to the sitcom he was on way back in the day. Good use of the extra pug fur. If you need more, I have plenty of it in both black and tan coloring!