Ladies of the congregation, dig deep into your purses and pocketbooks. What kind of dowry would you offer for such a handsome pug? True, young Wendell isn't much of a provider, and he may well steal the food off your plate. But at the same time, he will surely steal your heart.
Please submit your sealed bids by next Monday. Up to four winners may be selected.
4 comments:
Genevieve has saved several milk bones and a rawhide! Wait, I think she just stole one of her sister's chew toys to add.
Wendell, I would empty my pockets completely for you.
I'm used to pugs not providing. I'm Hank's mom, you know.
Ayatollah, sir, do your humans know that you are auctioning off Wendell? ;)
Genevieve and Hanks' Mom, your bids have been documented. Bless you, my children.
And Hank, I hope you would be OK having Wendell as your new father.
The humans generally have a vague idea of what I'm up to, Wilbur, but they don't fully comprehend everything.
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