Tuesday, August 18, 2009

With a bullet

We were ready to go. We had the directions to the town-hall meeting and a full gas tank in the ayatollahmobile. We had our megaphone to shout down opposing viewpoints in a display of our First Amendment rights. We had our talking points -- a prepared speech on the necessity of any health-care reform including universal veterinary care as well as medical care for chew toys. (True, the latter point is controversial, but it is necessary; the faster the chew toys get stitched up, the faster we can ravage them again.) Yes, Wendell and I were ready to raise a ruckus at tonight's health-care town hall. Until we realized that Wendell's M60 machine gun wouldn't fit in his car crate. So disappointing ...

3 comments:

Hank said...

Ayatollah, sir....that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!

PS from Hank's mom: BOL!!!

The Great Rock Eater said...

BOL!!!!! The best laid plans . . .

Lilo

Nevis said...

LMAO! Great photo!