Saturday, October 08, 2005
Mugsy declares national day of mourning
Saturday was a tragic day for our nation, a day the likes of which we had not seen in this millennium. The Oklahoma Sooners lost to the Texas Longhorns. And it was ugly. And so I hereby declare Sunday, Oct. 9, 2005, to be a national day of mourning. We shall reflect upon this most humbling of events, and we shall pray that Bob Stoops has not lost his mojo but has merely misplaced it temporarily. And then we shall move on to the Jayhawks and thrash them mercilessly. Enjoy it while you can, Longhorns, because next year, God willing, we start a new winning streak.
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Muggsy takes offense to this blog. He, well his mother, is a Kansas Jayhawk. Yes, they are bad, but I think thrashing is a strong word.
It is nothing personal, Rachel and Muggsy. It is merely something that has to be done to restore order to the sporting world. Remember, there's always basketball season.
Ah, you speak Kansas as well as your many other languages. That is our battle cry: Wait until basketball season.
That is fast becoming the Sooners' battle cry, too.
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