Big news from across the pond

It is a proud day for Pug Life Ministries. One of our own, Torres, has been named the Westminster dog of the year. The competition pitted the dogs of 16 British politicians against one another, with the canines judged on their good deeds and behavior. Conservative Parliament member Tony Baldry, Torres' caretaker, described the champion pug thusly: "Torres is a great dog who loves to be fussed over and make people smile. ... I find him very useful when I visit elderly people's homes as he is a very good hoover for crumbs." Torres plans to attend theological school and eventually become a cleric in Pug Life's Muslim wing. May Allah continue to smile upon you, Torres.