Here I am, stumbling out of bed after another nearly sleepless night. I can't erase the thoughts of her from my mind. Though we are miles apart, I can still feel her thunderous bark. Those muscular yet feminine haunches. Those piercing brown eyes. That closely cropped tail. Shelby, you are more to me than a mere harem dog, though you would make an exquisite addition to my stable of bitches. Someday, my Rottweiler princess, I will make you one of my wives.