tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post6011737158903655780..comments2024-01-02T04:59:36.156-06:00Comments on The Ayatollah's Teachings: Mugsy victimized by unjust regimeAyatollah Mugsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125273995287780992noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-43057077704081740002007-04-04T21:36:00.000-05:002007-04-04T21:36:00.000-05:00Guess what, Bro. Mugsy? This doesn't have anythin...Guess what, Bro. Mugsy? This doesn't have anything to do with the watering ban (or maybe it does), but we're already seeing the little Mediterranean geckos on the patio. You remember? The little lizard who invaded your space last summer.<BR/><BR/>Those little buddies seldom appear before mid-summer at the earliest. <BR/><BR/>I hope the geckos aren't heralding a particularly hot, dry summer. If I were you, I'd think about London! What if things get so bad a pug like yourself can't even water his petunias on the day the garbage is picked up? <BR/><BR/>J. B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-66917640424043206842007-04-04T21:35:00.000-05:002007-04-04T21:35:00.000-05:00Guess what, Bro. Mugsy? This doesn't have anythin...Guess what, Bro. Mugsy? This doesn't have anything to do with the rain ban (or maybe it does), but we're already seeing the little Mediterranean geckos on the patio. You remember? The little lizard who invaded your space last summer.<BR/><BR/>Those little buddies seldom appear before mid-summer at the earliest. <BR/><BR/>I hope the geckos aren't heralding a particularly hot, dry summer. If I were you, I'd think about London! What if things get so bad a pug like yourself can't even water his petunias on the day the garbage is picked up? <BR/><BR/>J. B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-87430690231493751142007-04-04T10:17:00.000-05:002007-04-04T10:17:00.000-05:00Time to start throwing Malotov water-dishes.Time to start throwing Malotov water-dishes.Nathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08360199120450881819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-74436859004008831012007-04-03T00:44:00.000-05:002007-04-03T00:44:00.000-05:00Thank you, TransplantedOkie. I appreciate your for...Thank you, TransplantedOkie. I appreciate your foresight. <BR/><BR/>Ria sounds perfect; can you send her to Texas, Sarah O.?<BR/><BR/>I don't think so, Eagle. The charges were all dropped after I had the eight prosec -- er, I mean after the eight prosecutors were fired through no action of my own. <BR/><BR/>Your generosity will someday be repaid tenfold, Leslee and Aine.<BR/><BR/>That would help with the potential neighborhood embarrassment, RPM, but only the city can turn the compound's water on again. <BR/><BR/>I will pass your advice on to mother and father, James Beauregard. Though I have chosen a location on nearby Rawhide Court for the Dogloo Mosque, perhaps it would be best to look around some more. Maybe Seattle or London would like to offer some incentive to gain my favor. But too much precipitation, that would not be very conducive to pugging, would it? I try to avoid the rain at all costs.Ayatollah Mugsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09125273995287780992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-22794293911274874092007-04-02T16:16:00.000-05:002007-04-02T16:16:00.000-05:00This is indeed a sad commentary...we all know what...This is indeed a sad commentary...we all know what happens to the innocent once city bureaucracy gets your name - the next thing you know you're blacklisted as a terrorist at airline ticket counters and your income tax reports are audited for the rest of your natural life. Read Eagle's post, he knows!<BR/><BR/>You know old Dantepugs at PV. Some evildoer stole his city-issued garbage can and it was hell to pay, let me tell you! You'd think the city would understand and perhaps support the victim whose garbage can is stolen from the curb, but no sir!! Dante couldn't even buy a new garbage can and he couldn't put his garbage out in any other kind of a garbage can.<BR/><BR/>I don't know, Bro. Mugsy, these people are going to make your life hell from now on. I think I'd move. Shoot, move somewhere where it rains.<BR/><BR/>J. B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-9221173490922600252007-04-02T15:22:00.000-05:002007-04-02T15:22:00.000-05:00I have seen this very same disgrace brought on by ...I have seen this very same disgrace brought on by ugly neighbors...the very ones who run their sprinklers by dark of night so no one will see...then they like to call the water cops on people who have their own well system that does not come from the public water utitlities...they are just jealous because they can't run their system whenever they want to. Just get your mom to move the sign next door.Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11845486593241322849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-87993311105624883972007-04-02T13:11:00.000-05:002007-04-02T13:11:00.000-05:00*throws a fiver in for the bail money* AIne*throws a fiver in for the bail money* AIneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-41431306086488126642007-04-02T13:05:00.000-05:002007-04-02T13:05:00.000-05:00I've contributed to transplantedokie's bail fund.I've contributed to transplantedokie's bail fund.Lesleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04949872709953861128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-84213675012990761012007-04-02T12:49:00.000-05:002007-04-02T12:49:00.000-05:00Mugsy, perhaps this is tied into the charges of ta...Mugsy, perhaps this is tied into the charges of tax evasion that were brought against you last week?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-45198439854964223502007-04-02T11:26:00.000-05:002007-04-02T11:26:00.000-05:00Chihuahuas?!?Whoa, ayatollah. Find your inner peac...Chihuahuas?!?<BR/><BR/>Whoa, ayatollah. Find your inner peace.<BR/><BR/>May I suggest starting your assault with an overly friendly chocolate lab, such as my Ria? She is excellent at knocking unwelcome parties to the pavement, but in a way that lets them know that they have been issued a friendly yet firm warning.<BR/><BR/>If our doggie who loves too much doesn't do the trick, THEN you should consider pirrahna-like chihuahuas.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07981233568335087916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-76163905601499876722007-04-02T10:57:00.000-05:002007-04-02T10:57:00.000-05:00I am already collecting funds for bail....I am already collecting funds for bail....TransplantedOkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13649507942382473349noreply@blogger.com