tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post114370323804330729..comments2024-01-02T04:59:36.156-06:00Comments on The Ayatollah's Teachings: Mugsy stepping down as ayatollahAyatollah Mugsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09125273995287780992noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1145017987156828172006-04-14T07:33:00.000-05:002006-04-14T07:33:00.000-05:00Ah, you sneaky ayatollah!Ah, you sneaky ayatollah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143927421155666272006-04-01T15:37:00.000-06:002006-04-01T15:37:00.000-06:00I suggest you get to the local video store and ren...I suggest you get to the local video store and rent "Kingpin." This Farrelly Brothers movie clearly details what is wrong with the professional bowling tour.<BR/><BR/>Randy Quaid plays a religious man who attempts to become a professional bowler. This is certainly a precautionary tale and I would suggest that you consider it carefully before it is too late.<BR/><BR/>Rabbi Jake's DadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143927004852220922006-04-01T15:30:00.000-06:002006-04-01T15:30:00.000-06:00Mugsy,It is not too late to reconsider your true c...Mugsy,<BR/>It is not too late to reconsider your true calling as a great spiritual leader. Recently I read a story about a pug that was hit by a car. The owners had decided that the pug would have to be put down since they could not afford the $3,000 for surgery. The owner wrote about her problem on a web site and the donations came rolling in. I was sure that the Pug Ministries had something to do with saving that pug.<BR/>Bowling is great, but couldn't it be a hobby. We would miss your guidance greatly. Sincerely, Rabbi JakeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143749682276667452006-03-30T14:14:00.000-06:002006-03-30T14:14:00.000-06:00In honor of the many gifts that Mugsy has bestowed...In honor of the many gifts that Mugsy has bestowed upon all of dog-kind during his tenure as Ayatollah, I'd like to dedicate <A HREF="http://anda.they.org/Brody/Bunker/Photos/MugsyRushmore.jpg" REL="nofollow">this monument</A> to Ayatollah Mugsy as a symbol of his greatness.<BR/><BR/>The Armed Revolutionary Forces wish you the best.<BR/>We are confident that your concentration and wizard-like control will score you many 'turkeys'. Your eventual induction into the <A HREF="http://www.bowlingmuseum.com/" REL="nofollow">bowling hall of fame</A> will be yet another great moment in canine history.<BR/><BR/>Your pal, <BR/>Brody the BulldogBrody the Bulldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086137831849204234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143736961031030902006-03-30T10:42:00.000-06:002006-03-30T10:42:00.000-06:00Say it aint so!Say it aint so!Boomer and his mom Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10045204287286321473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143729482382368632006-03-30T08:38:00.000-06:002006-03-30T08:38:00.000-06:00So does that mean you're not going to take my Pean...So does that mean you're not going to take my Peanut for training?<BR/><BR/>I wish you lots of luck in your new career.Lesleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04949872709953861128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14037084.post-1143728424774129292006-03-30T08:20:00.000-06:002006-03-30T08:20:00.000-06:00WE look forward to your new career in bowling...ne...WE look forward to your new career in bowling...never thought of you as a sports-minded man. But I think you need to take up a cause part time out there in Dallas...controlling the crazy cheerleaders and even worse their parents...at Carroll High School..gee whiz.Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11845486593241322849noreply@blogger.com